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Anecdotes, misquotes, and all-around unfortunate quips
When leading the Murlog army in its assault against the Lankan Empire:
"Civilized people do not play gramkh"
"OK, I'm the leader. Advise me."
"Later! I'm channeling my God, here!"
"Got Doomstick?"
"We plan, we plan, we plan; fuck it! Let's just go get 'em!"
GM: "Are you scared yet?"
Player: "We're too stupid to be scared."
"When a Gryphon suddenly falls out of your cloak, you ask for food...(looks at another PC) you were dead. Don't worry about it."
"Go ahead, set me on fire. I want to see if this spell works."
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