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Anecdotes, misquotes, and all-around unfortunate quips
When leading the Murlog army in its assault against the Lankan Empire:
"Civilized people do not play gramkh"

"OK, I'm the leader.  Advise me."

"Later!  I'm channeling my God, here!"

"Got Doomstick?"

"We plan, we plan, we plan; fuck it!  Let's just go get 'em!"

GM: "Are you scared yet?"
Player: "We're too stupid to be scared."


"When a Gryphon suddenly falls out of your cloak, you ask for food...(looks at another PC) you were dead.  Don't worry about it."

"Go ahead, set me on fire.  I want to see if this spell works."